Dontcha worry, dontcha worry charlies and chiquilas!!! Mattcredible’s got a plan for you!!! ‘Sup drongo’s? Have you been rocking the same crazy sweat patches The Matt has been lately? (It’s manly, shurrup!) It’s been farrrken hot the last couple of days down in yo’ momma’s city! Jislaaik okes! I felt like a soggy gym towel …
All hail “M”! All hail “M”! Oh “M” can you see!!! See? I told you boychies and chiquilas your pal, The Matt was back. Giving you a l’il summin’, summin’ to read and all! I’m like a rad version of Santa, just not quite nearly as jolly (swear that oke’s on something, nobody is that …
Well, well, well… I guess I’ve really done it this time boychies and chiquilas? I’ve been more MIA than Schabir Shaiks life-threatening disease and have neglected you okes and chicks and for this, The Matt is sorry. “WORRADOOS!?” I hear you okes screaming, “We missed you Matt!” The chorus from the chiquilas! Never fear buds! …
Pip, pip, tally-ho chaps and chapéttes! Before you know it, we’re gonna be jamming shorts and vest shirts (well, okes with guns like ME will jam vests, the rest of you… Not so much…) and taking our rumps out bumping and grinding more often and finding some pretty lank excuses for a braai here and …
HELLOOOOOOOOO Chicks and okes!!! What’s the deal with you and your face? Good? Yes? Nice. So what can one say, besides, “Fark me sideways screaming profanities! There’s lot’s of mist today!”? The worst part about mist in Cape Town? Yep, you guessed it… BLOODY Capetonian drivers!!! These are the same simple people that struggle to …
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