YO YO YO Pimp’s and Ho’s! How fair thee people of the world!? The sun’s out and it’s getting warm again – contrary to The Matt having pale enough skin to brighten a dark room (I don’t tan, FARK YOU peasant!), I’m a Summer-Lover! Bit of rain and cool days here and there are all …
OOOOH MY DINGLEBERRIES!!! Okes, no okes, seriously, okes! Chicks too. FARK! The Matt is some other type of CHARLIE-DRONGO! “Where the FARK you been charna!?” I hear you all demanding! Flip, I’m sorry peepydonglezzz! I’m certain some of y’all were pretty farken chuffed and thought I’d stopped, but NAY, NAY GADDAMIT! I say! The Matt …
Yo ‘sup okes and chicks? I have a seeerious problem with okes that don’t read, chicks that don’t read is just bladdy INEXCUSABLE, I’m not saying all the chiquitas should always be in the kitchen making sandwiches, but dangnammit, when you are, you should be making the best damn sandwiches you can! Frankly, I blame …
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