Requests, requests and MORE flippin’ requests! Jislaaik’t boychongo’s and chickington-tequilas! I didn’t realise quite a few of you chilled cats read this spew of me getting the moer in about things! I can’t keep chirping that I’m making a comeback and then letting you fine people down like a fat chick getting stood up. I …
Category Archive: My Opinion
3 Types Of Douche
Shizer okes and Chiquilas!!! Well it’s just been too damn long since I posted something to entertain you, you, you and well , uh, you! (And that pretty much sums up the amount of readers I have…) This has just been a flippin’ HECTIC year lads ‘n lassies! Jaaaslaaik’t! 2012, you ain’t gonna be forgotten …
Dolphins – The Hipsters Of The Sea
Waaaassup okes and chicks! Nawt, but it’s a flipping sha-weeet day in the good ‘ol Capey-Cape! Of course, the real question is, “what’s it laaik where you are bru?” So yesterday, there I was, minding my own business in the office as usual. I was most likely planning my supersets at the gym later in …
What A Moron – 3 Reasons Why Mark Esterhuysen Is A Twit
Haaizit, haaizit, haaizit chickingtons and charnas! What an awesome week this is turning out to be so far. Been as busy as a Chinese sweat-shop worker except my office has air-con! Right, I’m diving straight in here. Mark Esterhuysen – Buddy, I don’t know you and I don’t know if I’d want to. I’m sure …






