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John Rambo

Dontcha worry, dontcha worry charlies and chiquilas!!! Mattcredible’s got a plan for you!!! ‘Sup drongo’s? Have you been rocking the same crazy sweat patches The Matt has been lately? (It’s manly, shurrup!) It’s been farrrken hot the last couple of days down in yo’ momma’s city! Jislaaik okes! I felt like a soggy gym towel …

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A Quickie

HOOOWDY chines and ‘ginez (

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3 Ways To Get A Chickila – A Matt-thropological Study

FROM THE WINDOOOOWS TO THE… ‘Sup charnas and charnéttes! The Matt is a strong believer in the fact that life experiences are the best degree you can have (

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So, That Was Cool… The Weekend That Was

WAAAAAAAAASUP boyches and chickingtons!? Much happening, MUCH I say. Can anyone else flippin’ fathom the bliksemming speed with which this years going past!? JISLAAIK! Before we know it, we’re gonna be chomping down on Xmas pud and pretending to like some or other kak cheap gift from somebody we pretend not to notice the other …

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Games We Got Away With As Kids…

HAAAAIZIT okes and chiquilas? Here’s one of my favourite posts from the old site. I HAD to move it on over for you to enjoy! I’m even thinking of writing up a “PART 2…” Enjoy!

The Matt’s been a-thinking about this one for a while hey. Some of the wikki-dikki-awesome-wikked (<— New word) games we …

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Christmas Is Coming

2 Things On My Shitlist

SALUUUUTE boys ‘n girls! Well, here it is. A post. Hopefully those of you out there who remember who I am will read and weep at the glory that your boychie; The Matt says. It’s checking more and more like Summer out there peepydinklezzz and that is LANNNK kief, even if it does mean Christmas …

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A Quickie3 Ways To Get A Chickila – A Matt-thropological StudySo, That Was Cool… The Weekend That WasGames We Got Away With As Kids…2 Things On My Shitlist