3 Things To Do In Winter

by mattcredible

Kid With Gun

JAAAAAAASIE okes and chicks, I haven’t written in a flippin’ long time hey?! NAWT! You know The Matt’s been behaving himself and keeping outta trouble when he’s been quiet. Kinda like a predatorial animal in the wild, “You only worry when you can’t see it anymore.” And also if you’re with some oke that runs …

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Scary Ginger Kid

Kill It. Kill It! KILLL IT!!!

‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello… What’s All this then? Boyches and Chiquilas!!! In the words of the all knowing, all seeing and wisdomful – Rebecca Black. It’s FRRRIDAY! Yep, that day just before Saturday and Sunday (and they say kids today are getting dumber? Pshhht, she showed THEM!). It’s been one of ‘em weeks, ya know the …

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Like, yea... Totes

3 Ways To Get A Chickila – A Matt-thropological Study

FROM THE WINDOOOOWS TO THE… ‘Sup charnas and charnéttes! The Matt is a strong believer in the fact that life experiences are the best degree you can have (

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don't fark with me

Valuable Lessons – 5 Things NOT To Do When You Feel Kak

‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, what’s all this then? What’s popping, potting and propping with all my okes and chiquilas?! Spring seems to have sprung (psht, except in CPT – it’s still FARKEN chilly down here!) in Mzansi, which is keif! Spring means longer playtime hours, braai’s and chilled out weekends! Chilled out weekends if you aren’t …

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Demented Toddler

Growing Up Sucks Dude!

Avast ye’ scurrrvy knaves and knavéttes! It’s a shorrrt week! Can I get a ,”Whoop whoop!” Amen, praise the Lord! Scratch the popes nipple and call me Dumbledore! Yes… It IS that awesome! There’s something about the few days before a public holiday that get you uber-stoked! Jaasie okes and chiquilas, if you’re not well-chuffed …

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Flippin' pansy!

The End Of The World? Ag, You Just Stooopid!

SAAAWUBONA umfowethu’s and udadewethu’s!!! Yea, yea, I know, that ain’t the proper Zulu plural form for those words, but whatevs! I gave it a go so YO MAMA! SHA-ZAMMM! It looks as though it’s gonna be another mattastic day out there in the glorious city of “CAAAYPE TEEE-YEE-OWWWN” (

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