Dontcha worry, dontcha worry charlies and chiquilas!!! Mattcredible’s got a plan for you!!! ‘Sup drongo’s? Have you been rocking the same crazy sweat patches The Matt has been lately? (It’s manly, shurrup!) It’s been farrrken hot the last couple of days down in yo’ momma’s city! Jislaaik okes! I felt like a soggy gym towel …
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HAAIZIT-HAAIZIT-HAAIZIT chicks and okes!? Lank! If you’re reading this in Cape Town, you can’t deny we’ve had some flippin’ EPIC weather this supposed Winter (Psht, Winter… What a joke!?) and if you’re reading this from up north a bit in say, um, Jo’Burg – then shame, …View full post
WASSUUUUP blokes and chicks!? Jeez! The last two weeks have been FARKEN mental man! MENTAL I SAY! It’s official, the world’s behaving like a window-licker and we’re just meant to be cruising along for the ride! Will and Kate, Osama, bla bla bla… Whateves okes, WHATEVS!? Can’t we all just get along?
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YO YO YO Pimp’s and Ho’s! How fair thee people of the world!? The sun’s out and it’s getting warm again – contrary to The Matt having pale enough skin to brighten a dark room (I don’t tan, FARK YOU peasant!), I’m a Summer-Lover! Bit of rain and cool days here and there are all …View full post
SAAAWUBONA umfowethu’s and udadewethu’s!!! Yea, yea, I know, that ain’t the proper Zulu plural form for those words, but whatevs! I gave it a go so YO MAMA! SHA-ZAMMM! It looks as though it’s gonna be another mattastic day out there in the glorious city of “CAAAYPE TEEE-YEE-OWWWN” (View full post