Dontcha worry, dontcha worry charlies and chiquilas!!! Mattcredible’s got a plan for you!!! ‘Sup drongo’s? Have you been rocking the same crazy sweat patches The Matt has been lately? (It’s manly, shurrup!) It’s been farrrken hot the last couple of days down in yo’ momma’s city! Jislaaik okes! I felt like a soggy gym towel …
Konichiwaaaaa chop-squats and my chicklezzz! I actually wanna be frank with you, no you ass, not frank, like Frank from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia “Frank”. I mean Frank as in, the title today probably has FARKEN nothing to do with what this post will be about. I just felt like declaring myself a lion …View full post
WAAASSSSSUPPPP Okes and Chicks? Check here, The Matt has made like a Voortrekker and trekked my charnas. To my sha-weeeet subscribers, I am LANK sorry to be a pain in your rrrrumps, but could you take yourselves on over to my NEW DOMAIN, YESSSSS PLEEEEASE!!!!
This is for the greater good chappies …View full post
Pip, pip, tally-ho chaps and chapéttes! Before you know it, we’re gonna be jamming shorts and vest shirts (well, okes with guns like ME will jam vests, the rest of you… Not so much…) and taking our rumps out bumping and grinding more often and finding some pretty lank excuses for a braai here and …View full post
I say, I say, I say… WOTSUP okes and chiquilas!!!? Flipping nearly through the first week of April – THAT’S wotsup! Hoooly polarbear testicles this year is cruising by quicker than a Chatsworth Indian dude in a super-souped-up Golf!!! For realzzz, if those crazy-ass, cousin-eating, virgin-sacrificing Mayans got their shit right – Well, then… Shit. …View full post
Avast ye’ scurrrvy knaves and knavéttes! It’s a shorrrt week! Can I get a ,”Whoop whoop!” Amen, praise the Lord! Scratch the popes nipple and call me Dumbledore! Yes… It IS that awesome! There’s something about the few days before a public holiday that get you uber-stoked! Jaasie okes and chiquilas, if you’re not well-chuffed …View full post